Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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