I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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