she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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