I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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