just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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