I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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