Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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