Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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