Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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