the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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