my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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