i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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