I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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