There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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