Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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