Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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