Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
it glows. i had to have it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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