these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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