I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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