that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
