all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
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