And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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