Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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