Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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