you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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