may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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