you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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