your room smells of hookers.
And success
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Randomize
