You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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