it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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