How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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