Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
His hands were made for my vagina.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i came on her dog
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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