ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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