Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
