erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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