How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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