..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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