sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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