i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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