He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
