Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
