He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My ass is underappreciated
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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