And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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