my sisters under your porch take her home
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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