Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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