so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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