i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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