turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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