We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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