Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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