we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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