My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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