Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
